"UGZ are UGly!!!!!!"

UGZ(like the ones below) are truly the ugliest boots ever designed. if anyone has them i would have to think that they've fallen victim to the "gotta have it" rule. People who follow unimportant, unspoken and illusionary rules negate any free will and opinions and bear no arms to be subversive. So, anyone who's been a victim of the "gotta have it rule: UGZ", my deepest sympathy. It's not that you are not smart or can't think on your own. It's just you became disillusioned into thinking these boots are dope because celebrities(a stand in symbol for hypnotic influences) themselves have fallen prey to that rule and they are our gods... aren't they??? Its ok. I understand. I myself fall prey to that rule at times... But come on people!!!... I mean for real yo?!!!! UGZ!!! They are HIDEOUS!!! The design is highly based off of the famous moccasins and Eskimo boots, but this is where the proverbial if it ain't broke dont try to fix really comes into play. Resistance was futile. You're sponge-like mind sucked it all in and UGZ went in for the kill. Autonomous decision making was foreign to you due to the UGly UGZ seeping into your subconscious, and waited for its attack. It popped everywhere! On celebrities, on TV, on magazines and then it hit the streets. There was no escape(well not for some people). Ever see attack of the body snatchers? It was like that. Only a few were able to escape. Man... UGZ got a superlative PR!!!! But you ain't getting me budinski..... I crossed that highway and its just a matter of time before the walking conscious prepare for their attack!!!!

"These boots wouldn't be hot if they were on fire!!!"(Nunet said that ;-))

But hey, that's just my opinion.... guess I'm just perverse...but, whatcha gonna do when ya gotta say something???



Aaza